Dear Smokers:
In addition to harboring a filthy pollutive habit harmful to others in addition to yourselves, your ancillary habit of littering your cigarette butts everywhere and turning the whole world into your goddamn ashtray is about the most inconsiderate, asshole behavior ever. Please die in a fire.
--Me
Regarding the seating Michigan and Florida's delegates w/ half votes:
Harold Ickes, a Clinton adviser and committee member, said "it is not a good way to start down the path of party unity."
...but keeping the Clinton campaign running, yeah, that's a unity move.
Addendum: What's your plan for party unity, Mr. Ickes?
